We offer free shipping and free dating advice* to the continental US on ALL orders! Holy cow, isn't that as exciting as that time you were pulled over and flirted your way out of a ticket?
Right now we offer:
| Weight
of package |
Shipping Service |
Estimated Delivery
Date |
| .81 pounds and under |
USPS First Class |
2-3 Days (not
guaranteed) |
| .82 pounds and over |
USPS
Priority |
2-3 Days (not
guaranteed, |
| includes shipping
confirmation) |
| 3 lbs and over (4 lbs and |
UPS Ground |
see map
below.
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| over if going west of the
mississippi.) |
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We will soon be implementing a shipping system where you can choose your speed, cost and service, just like you choose between butter and margarine.
We are working quickly on expanding our shipping to the far reaches of the earth, after all, everybody deserves free dating advice. For the time being, we only ship domestic orders. Stay tuned for the expansion of the gotyourgear fever. Now, go conquer an adventure!
*we are not accountable for the likely rejection that will probably result from using our free dating advice on a human specimen.